Jul 02 2013

Wish List

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31 Days to Build a Better Blog

Day 2:

Write a
list post for your blog

  • don’t go over 600 words
  • be useful or tell an interesting story
  • teach us something
  • show us something

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Things to wish for, but not to waste a tossed penny on:

 

  1. A Microsoft Word 2003 add on that knows when the wrong
    homonym has been typed.
  2. A robot dog that looks like and has the capabilities of a
    Rottweiler, but also has conversation skills and is willing to read what I
    write.
  3. Welcome home crazed kiss attack from the significant other.
  4. A wolf-whistle, followed by, “Yeah, that was aimed at
    you.”
  5. “I made you this perfect cup of coffee. Good morning.”
  6. Winning the new-book-a-day sweepstakes (that does not
    exist).
  7. Having time and quiet to read a new book every day (and time
    to leave a review of it).
  8. Discovering my very own sushi chef waiting in the kitchen to
    make me yummy sushi.
  9. The ocean being right out my door. (So sushi chef can get
    really fresh fish!)
  10. A friend that slaughters his/her own cows and says, “I
    have all this extra steak. Please, have some!”
  11. A diet nutrition app that correctly calculates
    nutritional information of food based on pictures taken of what one is going to
    consume.

 

Bonus twi-hard wishes (I’m in that kind of mood today) :  *SPOILER ALERT*

 

  • Bella’s shielding
  • Edward’s speed
  • Carlisle‘s self-control
  • Esme’s ability to make a home
  • Alice‘s
    grace
  • Emmet’s strength
  • Rosalie’s clothing budget
  • Jasper’s charm
  • Renesmee’s ability to show thoughts
  • Jacob’s rippled stomach (err… Taylor Lautner’s…) and metabolism
  • Harry Clearwater’s wisdom
  • Angela and Eric’s friendship
  • Jane as my personal bodyguard
  • Rapid healing

 

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Open to critique



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    • Mamarific on July 2, 2013 at 11:33 PM

    I liked your first list, but I liked the second one even better 🙂

    • J Lenni Dorner on July 2, 2013 at 11:35 PM

    Thanks! The second was more fun to write.

    • Marcy on July 3, 2013 at 11:53 AM

    I like the idea behind your list, and the cup of coffee one is one of my favorites. I am usually up first and make my own coffee though. The robot dog would certainly come in handy. My poor husband gets recruited to read some first drafts that I am completely baffled by.

    • J Lenni Dorner on July 3, 2013 at 12:32 PM

    Thanks so much! I make my own coffee, and it isn’t that difficult with the K-cup machine thing. It’s just a nice gesture. Given that my spouse has no clue how to work the Keurig, I don’t see it happening.  

    • Stacie on July 3, 2013 at 2:03 PM

    Ooh, maybe I should have gotten a robot puppy!

    • J Lenni Dorner on July 4, 2013 at 12:19 PM

    Ha ha ha.

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